TCM Healthcare Jazz Chant-Part One

TCM Healthcare Jazz Chant-Part One

 

TCM Healthcare Jazz Chant:

 

Chill climbs up from feet, illness sneaks into a mouth.

Drink less alcohol, illness detours.

Drink tea with uncleansed cups, the death rushes to get you.

Drinking cool boiled water will lead you to a good health.

Drinking water with an empty stomach, illness climbs away.

Eating Oct. aubergines will starve the medics.

Garlic is a treasure for building up immunity.

Having 3 ginger slices in the morning like having ginseng soups.

Having medication without a good diet, doctors will rush to you.

Having noodles with plenty of soups keeps a doctor away.

Low immunity bullies human bodies, and vice versa.

Making tea with fresh water makes you live to over one hundred.

No greens for three days, seeing stars dizzily.

No harm eating no meat, no good having no soups.

One cigarette after every meal is extremely harmful.

People say bitter-gourds bitter, I say bitter-gourds sweet.

Two apples a day, physical discomforts detour.

White lotus seed congee promises you a good night sleep.

by CP

Reference:

https://www.lz13.cn/jingdianyuduan/139474.html

https://yuedu.mipang.com/hchj/shunkouliu/zhongyi/

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/55364547

S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g（伸懒腰）

S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g   The sun is out.   Waking up In the early morning, Feeling so lovely.   Especially when you s-t-r-e-t-c-h out, You open up your arms And stretch out.   Feeling refreshing.   The feeling just makes You want to do it Over and over again.   After a while, Your stretching Runs out， Just feeling so lovely and refreshing!   By CP	伸懒腰   太阳出来了。   清晨睡起, 感觉真美好。   特别是当你伸懒腰时候， 你张开双臂, 伸开懒腰来。   感觉是清新的。   这样的感觉 使你想 一遍又一遍地 伸懒腰。   过了一会儿， 伸完懒腰， 感觉竟是如此美好和清新！
伸懒腰   太阳出来了。   清晨睡起, 感觉真美好。   特别是当你伸懒腰时候， 你张开双臂, 伸开懒腰来。 感觉是清新的。   这样的感觉 使你想 一遍又一遍地 伸懒腰。   过了一会儿， 伸完懒腰， 感觉竟是如此美好和清新！   By CP	Shēnlǎnyāo   tàiyáng chūláile.   Qīngchén shuì qǐ, gǎnjué zhēn měihǎo.   Tèbié shì dāng nǐ shēnlǎnyāo shíhòu, nǐ zhāngkāishuāng bì, shēn kāi lǎn yāo lái.   Gǎnjué shì qīngxīn de.   Zhèyàng de gǎnjué shǐ nǐ xiǎng yībiàn yòu yī biàndì shēnlǎnyāo.   Guò le yīhuǐ'er, shēn wán lǎn yāo, gǎnjué jìng shì rúcǐ měihǎo hé qīngxīn!

What a Terrible Car Accident!

What a terrible car accident! Baaaaaaaang! Boooom! Zi, zi, zi! Oh, my caaaaar.……! Jeez, I got injured! I got injured- in the leg, In the head, In my chest, In my arms, In my back, In my hips, In my calves. Oh, my ankle, so painful. Who can come to help me? Ah……,  my eyes just popped out, My arms are bleeding,  My chest  is aching, Oh, my ankle is painful… Oh, my gosh, who is coming to rescue me?   Wee woo, wee woo, wee woo……   Eventually, eventually…….

多么可怕的车祸！ 碰！ 轰！ 吱, 吱, 吱! 我的新车？？？！ 天啊，我受伤了！ 我受伤了 - 在腿上， 在头上， 在我的胸口， 在我手臂， 在我的背后， 在我的臀部， 在我的小腿。 哦，我的脚踝，太痛苦了...... 谁能来帮助我？ 啊......， 我的眼睛刚刚突然爆出来了， 我的手臂在流血， 我的胸部很痛， 哦，我的脚踝很痛.....! 哦，我的天哪，谁来救我？   喔伊，喔伊，喔伊!   终于，终于…….

多么可怕的车祸！   碰！ 轰！ 吱, 吱, 吱! 我的新车？？？！ 天啊，我受伤了！ 我受伤了 - 在腿上， 在头上， 在我的胸口， 在我手臂， 在我的背后， 在我的臀部， 在我的小腿。 哦，我的脚踝，太痛苦了...... 谁能来帮助我？ 啊......， 我的眼睛刚刚突然爆出来了， 我的手臂在流血， 我的胸部很痛， 哦，我的脚踝很痛.....! 哦，我的天哪，谁来救我？   喔伊，喔伊，喔伊!   终于，终于…….

Duōme kěpà de chēhuò!   Pèng! Hōng! Zhī, zhī, zhī! Wǒ de xīnchē???! Tiān a, wǒ shòushāngle! Wǒ shòushāngle - zài tuǐ shàng, zài tóu shàng, zài wǒ de xiōngkǒu, zài wǒ huái lǐ, zài wǒ de bèihòu, zài wǒ de túnbù, zài wǒ de xiǎotuǐ. Ó, wǒ de jiǎohuái, tài tòngkǔle...... Shéi néng lái bāngzhù wǒ? A......, Wǒ de yǎnjīng gānggāng túrán bào chūláile, wǒ de shǒubì zài liúxuè, wǒ de xiōngbù hěn tòng, ó, wǒ de jiǎohuái hěn tòng......! Ó, wǒ de tiān nǎ, shéi lái jiù wǒ?   Ō yī, ō yī, ō yī!   Zhōngyú, zhōngyú.......